Vlad The Impaler, por Kasabian
Vlad Vlad Vlad the impaler
Vlad Vlad He could have been a sailor but he´s
Vlad Vlad Vlad the impaler
Vlad Vlad He could have been a
Whaler could have been a Tailor
He turned out to be Norman Mailer
Whoaaoo
He stepped back and he smoked a joint
Twenty thousand peasants had to get the point
Mommy was a hamster
Daddy was a jailer
Real tough childhood for such a fucking failure
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He´s so glad he´s Vlad
When he was a boy they sent him to the Turks
But you know they didn´t like him because all the Turks were jerks
When Vlad returned home his wrath for his ancient foe had spurned
But the ancient art of impalement was something that the boy had learned
Oh how he learned
He learned they burned and burned and burned
Rotisseries of corpses turned
He´s so glad oh he´s so glad he´s Vlad
